May 2013
kill-natalie:
surimistick:
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.
florenceandthepoutines:
I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
If fandoms had meetings
Whovians: Screaming and pointing soniced objects at statues, shadows, shop dummies, etc
Sherlockians: Discussing Reichenbach theories, crying, deducing people, insulting stupid people
SPN: Crying, praying to Cas, exorcising people, running into food places and filling their pockets with salt packets
Avengers: Running around touching butts, smashing things, shouting "CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS"
LotR: Huddled in a corner clutching box sets and gold rings muttering "My precious" every so often and talking to themselves
Harry Potter: Running around in capes and waving wands, shouting spells and standing in toilets
Batman: Helping people and saying "Its not who you are, but what you do that defines you"
Merlin: Rolling on the floor crying
Entirety of the BBC fandoms: Standing on tall buildings shouting "MOFFAT WHY"
Nine: no rose paradoxes are serious stuff DONT TOUCH THE BABY
Ten: okay fine we can have a few but be careful okay
Eleven: FREE PARADOXES FOR EVERYBODY HERE YOU GO AMY HERE YOU GO RORY FOUR FOR YOU RIVER SONG YOU GO RIVER SONG
I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely.
When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once.
When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing to listen....
squareclocks:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. To everyone in love: you don’t know how lucky you are.
[[MORE]]Nights like this I really miss your touch. I miss the way we could lay in my bed and my body could fit right there perfectly with yours. I miss the way you could kiss me, and how you could always make me feel like I was the one you truly loved. Then it makes me sick to think that you could have been like that with someone else, and it kills me cause it reminds me that I probably...
pizzaforpresident:
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
frickingstyles:
i will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert like wow you finally get to see them live in concert let’s make sure no one hears them at all
GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE
syrensphynxwitchtier:
ishaloveshardcore:
slowlydescending:
forgottenwinterfrost:
MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER
we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.
^thats the fucking spirit!!!!!
I reblog this every time I see it
patrick-stump-hand:
pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
vanillaspanks:
Do you ever go to sleep and forget you have an assignment to do so it’s just like
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
3ridan:
riddlersgammon:
hyungstrider:
if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
lilyjoy30-impala:
mrswincestiel:
casadelnovak:
peeing while on ur period more like
I’m sorry but I fucking died.
So did everyone on Supernatural.
egbertees:
when someone calls you cute more like
witch-breed:
questbedhead:
titanicgirl666:
when you come up with a great post and it gets zero notes
when you come up with a crappy post and it gets tons of notes
when the cheerleaders of your new school rip off your arms
kusakaryuuji:
taking selfies w/ friends like
jjlj13:
laugh-until-you-drop:
thesame5people:
foreveralone-lyguy:
I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.
Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog
